The Ump Days of Nimrod and Idiots

It is that time of year...! The season of Holy Days aka Holidays Otherwise known as the time of year when Michelle Carmela deflates and infuriates the Western Christianity Fundamentalists and Religiously Pious about how pagan their holidays actually are and in some cases even satanic while keeping the childlike joy and magic of the said days and seasons in tact (Please note that paganism is not satanism and satanism is not paganism but they can over lap). For this very reason, it is Michelle Carmela's favorite time of year. She is running behind in this yearly series as she is currently on a working vacation and was without internet for a brief time. She is catching up and if she has time she may throw in a bonus article or two about the "yearly reveals" that have happened for the past several years around this time of year and her views as to why that is. For now, though, she is keeping her tradition. It is the holidays, got to have and keep those traditions! Michelle Carmela knows that you look forward to the traditional "The Ump Days of Nimrod and Idiots" as much as she does and has no intention to disappoint. Below is an introduction...

For some reason there are several puns about dogs that are going through my head right now...

Let sleeping dogs lay/lie. My dog has fleas. Every good dog has fleas. Like a dog eating its own vomit is one who returns back to their own sins, can't teach an old dog new tricks, man's best friend is his dog, a boy and his dog, men are dogs women are cats, what else do dogs and God or gods have in common besides their names mirroring each other dog=god/god=dog, only work and dogs are faithful and loyal but a dog is more loyal

And now stories of dogs lost millions of thousands of light years away from home or their owner some how make it home or back to their owner, the dog that followed the scent of his owner all the way to the hospital,  the dogs that get left behind who are tied up, probably so they do not go looking for the owner and maybe successfully find him or her, amazing rescues of dogs and other animals, amazing rescues of babies, infants, toddlers by dogs (and some other animals but mainly dogs

Trying to remember if the Bible says anything about dogs other than they eat their own vomit, wondering why dogs do do that, trying to recall any verses other than that gross verse about a dog eating its vomit, donkeys are coming to mind instead of dogs, the talking donkey of Ballam and the donkey that Mary rode while pregnant on the way to Bethelhem. And the new cartoon Christmas movie told through the point of view of the donkeys, also the cartoon Nestor the long eared donkey I worked on a bit when studying productions so many years ago.We were practicing cleaning up audio. As far as I know it was just a practice exercise and didn't go away where.

So much nonsense goes through my head this time of year, not as nearly as much as what I hear expounded and ponitificated upon. I wonder it there are going to be any red/green cup outrage videos this year? Or the grotesque lamenting on the false persecution of the cashier saying "Happy Holidays" verses "Merry Christmas? and how traumatizing that is (back hand to the forehead in silent movie victim/heroine fashion) because Christ needs to be in Christmas! Damn it!

Nothing to do with the children abducted raped and slaughtered. No. Nothing about that except blank stares, incredulous blank stares and chirping crickets or Al Rocker hearing the word Holy Spirit type of looks.

That is it, the public must be on mind control says the conspiracy theorist in me being way overly too generous in that their are probably more non humans walking the planet than actual humans.

I should probably let sleeping dogs lay/lie... And of course I won't!